We got the new jukebox, it's amazing. I love it. It has almost everything you could ever want in a jukebox. I am so glad to see the old one gone. If I had to hear the same songs every night any longer I might have gone crazy. 

     How about the web site? Any ideas of what you want to see? Do you have any pictures we can put on the pictures page from your experience at the Salty Dog? Email them to me! No, we won't put a live web cam in the bar. Do you really want your parents to watch you drink?  One change I made recently was to get rid of the guest book. Most people never posted anything on it and all I got was a bunch of spam from it.

     How about pizza? I want to start selling pizza. Chuck, the owner, is dragging his feet. Most of you don't even know we have a kitchen! Half of the people who eat here bring pizza from somewhere else. It's time we jumped on the band wagon. Of course, I'll make sure ours is better than theirs.

     Feel free to e-mail me about anything. Need help with your love life? How to succeed in school? What to do with your free time? I got the answers. If I don't have the answer I'll make one up and you can just go with that.

     No, we aren't hiring right now but feel free to fill out an application and bring it in (click here). Things change fast around here, especially at the end of the semesters.

    I hope you all have a good time at the Salty Dog Saloon.  Send us your comments!

    Thanks,

    Keith

  General Manager

P.S. While you're in the writing mood, why don't you sign our guest book and let everyone in the world know you've been here. It's moderated, so don't get any bright ideas. Also, I promise not to abuse your e-mail address. You will get no spam from me and I will not give away or sell your e-mail address to anyone.